Father's Day is quickly approaching, our custom concierge service reports to you for all the dad-joke requests for custom baby onesies and kids tees. Scroll on for the pop-ular dad topics.
For the hip hop pops who got you in their feelings -
- Smalls loves big poppa
- I said a hip hop, I got the best pop
- Only love my bed & my papa, I’m sorry
- papa & me: on our worst behavior
- Lowercase g, just like my papi
- Champagne papi
- Go shawty, it’s papa’s day
- Daddin’ so easy
- Daddin’ is a habit
- Papa’s the Kanye to my Kanye
For the golfing papa who dreams of a hole in one:
- Dada is tee-riffic!
- Dad putts a smile on my face
- My papa is a hot shot
- Future caddy for the #1 daddy
- My daddy is the best by par!
For the avid cycling dad who disappears when the Tour De France is on:
- I wheelie have the best papa
- Cycling dad > Regular dad
- Rollin’ like the number #1 daddy
- Daddy’s future riding buddy
- Crawl, walk, cycle like dada
For the gym dad who never takes a rest day:
- Does your dad even lift?
- Future spotter for the #1 father
- My dad: better than the reps
- Dad: the best ever jungle gym
- I got fit from my papa
For the analyst dada who loves data:
- Who’s my data? That guy!
- DLOOKUP ( Best dad, on earth) =my papa!
- This little data loves dad
- My dada: outlier above the others
- The dada -lytics are in: you’re #1
For the daddy who loves fishing (but his kids are his greatest catch):
- *Hooked* on the best dad ever
- Reel talk: my dad is #1
- Hold my milk: fishing with dad
- I love my dad: hook line & sinker
- Land or sea: the best pa’s with me
For the BBQ master dad who’s killer on the grill:
- Bar-b -cutie in love with dad
- Look out: My dad’s licensed to grill
- #1 fan of [Father’s Name] Barbeque
- My dad is un -grill -ieveable
- Papa’s BBQ Taste Tester
For the father who’s a baker and was always up early, even pre-kids:
- All you knead is papa
- I loaf you daddy!
- Daddy bakes the world go round
- I’d be muffin without my dad
- You’ve proofed to be the best dad
For the farmer dad who loves his cows (!):
- My daddy is the udder best!
- Moooove over, my daddy’s #1
- My dad = better than the udders
- Udderly in love with dad
- Daddy’s farmhand in training
For the Naval submarine officer who’s often out at sea:
- My dadmiral is number #1
- There’s no sub-stitute for dada
- My papa is sub-lime
- My hero is in the navy
- Proud little navy baby
For the Crypto Dad who loves his Bitcoin and hodling his little ones:
- Papa is the best at hodl & cuddles
- I got the #1 papa, no fud about it
- Pumpin’ n dumpin’ like daddy
- Hodl me closer, dada
- Never any fomo when I’m with dad
For the papa who’s a pizza pro and thinks his kiddos are a-dough-rable:
- Dad’s got a pizza my heart
- Ain’t no *topping* my papa!
- Dada is a crust above the others
- Slice Slice Baby
- My daddy knows his crust
For the dentist daddy who knows his babes are tooth cute:*
- Dada’s only toothless patient
- I love papa: it’s the tooth!
- I got a filling my dad’s the best
- I *chews* my papa over all the rest
- Can’t denta-ny it: my dad’s #1!
For the dada who lives for hockey and loves his tiny assist:
- Assist to the #1 daddy
- I pucking love my dad
- Stick-ing with the best papa
- Ice ice (hockey) baby
- Brb: watching hockey with dad
For the physical therapist papa who’s also a bit of a funny bones:
- Daddy’s got my back
- My dad is PT much the greatest
- My papa has got tibia the best
- Papa’s PT fly for a med guy
- Psoas I was saying: Dad is #1
For the lawyer dad who loves their little defendant:
- I’ll be *brief:* my dad’s the best!
- I can testify my papa’s #1
- My dad > your dad: case closed
- Witness to the best papa ever
- Can’t touch me: I got the #1 lawyer
For the dada in medicine who’s in love with their tiny patient:
- I’m dad’s day *and* night shift
- Nursed by a pro papa
- Aorta tell you my dad’s the best!
- Favorite patient of doctor dada
- So loved by someone in scrubs
For the teacher papa who has favorite students*:
- #1 dad: no lesson plan needed
- My papa is the best in class
- b is for best, d is for dad ever!
- My dad: A+++ all the way
- Dad tops the dada honor roll
For the photographer dad who uses up all their film on a particular tiny model:
- Apert-ure dad isn’t as cool as mine
- *Snaps* to the #1 father
- Model to the number 1 photog
- All lenses on the #1 papa
- Oh snap! My dad > your dad
For the electrical engineer dad who’s always amped for you:
- Amped to say my dad is #1
- My dad is the b-ohm-b
- Say watt? My dad is #1
- My dad amps me up
- Current-ly my dad’s the best
For the carpenter papa who’s really nail-ing fatherhood:
- Best dad I ever *saw*
- #1 dad? You nailed it!
- Woodn’t you know it, my dad is #1
- I’ve got a next *level* dad
- My dad is nailing fatherhood
All-rounder ideas - hobbies and day jobs aside, for the dad who’s simply the best:
- Little [Kiddo's Initial] loves Papa [Father's Initial]
- [Daddy / Papa / Father's Name]'s smallest & biggest fan
- Daughter & dad make the best duo
- Father & Son: Double Trouble
- Who’s got the best dad? This gal!
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